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Ah!, sports, the source of our original inspiration. We love sports! They capture so much of everything. Sports are entertainment, they're art, they're political, they're business (like really grande business). Sports can simply be recreation or an occupation. And sometimes, like in the case of professional baseball, it can be recreation pretending to be an occupation. Do you like baseball? Here's a riddle Q: What really gets a baseball player sweating during a game? A: A sunny day, around 90 degrees with 50% relative humidity just about does it (sorry Sammy).

Oh!, come on now, we're just having fun. Sports are also supposed to be fun, right? We're not picking on baseball, it's not like we did something mean like comparing it to golf or anything boring like that. Wait a minute. Is golf a sport?


But enough of that. Kohones is about finding and expressing the passion, or as we say, the passion in the extreme that's everywhere (and one day a molecular physicist will help us find it in baseball).
So, what's your passion? Extreme? Mainstreme? Daydreme?


extreme
Extreme
sports have no beginning and no end. It is an evolution of what has existed in some form or another and what is yet to exist. This being the case, there must be as many boundaries to be created as now exist to be broken. Heavy man, but if contemplation is not your thing you should fret not. No need to seek out the Dalai Lama or subscribe to New Age weekly.




extreme
Very simply, extreme is for the adventurer and the rebel (those with kohoneez™, dude!). There is no pro or amateur, only the evolving and the exulted. Little, if any, team effort is required. Air, water, wind and gravity are your true challengers. Nature is your amigo and adversary- - she is your ultimate teacher and torturer.


mainstream
Mainstreme

is about the traditional sports. Football is cool, we get a kick out of soccer, hockey is hellish and baseball is America's great pastime. With established rules and limits, many times the greatest focus in these sports is centered on this or that "bad boy" rather than the sport itself. Ironic, since these are supposed to be about the team. But that's because whether just with friends, on the school team, or as a professional, the individual need to "breakout" overtakes that we or team thing. You may "win" as a team, but only an individual breaks the boundaries.

Daydreme
Daydreme
is the sport of professional spectators.

Keep dreaming.

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